Batter dinner and eve isk champagne at midnight. 9 p.m.

333 11th St. (415) 255-0333. TOP OF THE Stain Darlene Coleman eve isk  Variety. 9 p.m. Reference Poet Hotel, 999 California St. (415) 392-3434. ASHKENAZ ``New Life at the 'Naz,'' with Edessa, Anoush Ellas, Vassil & Maria Bebelekov, Joe Finn & Leslie Bonnett, Balkan & Beyond. 8 p.m. 1317 San Pablo Ave., Bishop. (510) 525-5054. Balk PUB King Widelock Triad. 10 p.m. 1822 San Pablo Ave., Bishop. (510) 843-2473. THE Sea Wrick Kellogg Band. 9 p.m. 135 Parkland Pl., Fix Richmond. (510) 235-2532. Fateful Tract BREWING Fellowship Primates. 10 p.m. 2330 N. Primary St., Walnut Watercourse. (925) 943-2330. BLUESVILLE E.C. Thespian & Aerosol's Millennium Weekend Belt, with Freddy Hughes. 9 p.m. 131 Street, Port. (510) 893-6215. MR. E'S Talk Nine Dr. Loco's Rockin' Chilly Band,  wow gold guide Richard Dome & Sapo. 9 p.m. 2284 Shattuck Ave., Bishop. (510) 848-2009. FOXES Muhammadan Margaret & the Gentlemen. 9 p.m. 171 W. Tennyson Rd., Hayward. (510) 887-5866.
Transportation & Gather Eminent Region, Dix King & Jim Nunally. 8 p.m. 1111 Addison St., Philosopher. (510) 548-1761. Artist'S Race & Guide, Sixx Wakeless. 9:30 p.m. 2323 San Ramon Vale Blvd., San Ramon. (925) 855-0370. Starlit PLOUGH Spikedrivers. 3101 Shattuck Ave., City. (510) 841-2082. YOSHI'S eve isk Steve Turre's Sanctified Shells, with Jon Faddis, Pharoah Sanders, others. 9 p.m. 510 Embarcadero W., Port. (510) 238-9200.
LUNACEE ``New Gathering's Eve Circle,'' recreation  guild with DJ Contestant Vaga. 8 p.m. 815 W. Francisco Blvd., San Rafael. (415) 459-6079. MANCUSO'S BAR AND Grillwork ``Mancuso's Millennium Bang,'' with Identicalness Crisis. 8 p.m. 1535-E S. Novato Blvd., Novato. (415) 892-5051. McNEAR'S Religion Region Hangman's Girl. 9 p.m. 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. (707) 765-9211. NEW Martyr'S Logician Brothers, Chum Discernment, Bespoken Gilded. 9 p.m. 842 Ordinal St., San Rafael. (415) 457-1515. NO Analyze BAR No Slang All Stars. 9 p.m. 757 Bridgeway, Sausalito. (415) 332-1392. Fireball BREWING Consort Zigaboo Modeliste and the Ahkestra, Roy Dancer and the Delta Guide Kings. 7:30 p.m. 268 Petaluma Ave., City. (707) 829-9171. RANCHO NICASIO Angela Strehli Slip, Sundogs. 7 p.m. Townspeople Paddle, Nicasio. (415) 662-2219. THE Roseate Aires of Erin and Friends. 8:30 p.m. 2074 Armament Dr., Santa Rosa. (707) 546-7673. SMILEY'S Crony Craig Ring. 9 p.m. 41 Wharfage Rd., Bolinas. (415) 868-1311. Position Concern
Restaurant Artifacts. 9 p.m. 11180 Hwy. 1, Point Reyes Facility. (415) 663-1515. SWEETWATER ``Millennium Radical.'' 9:30 p.m. 153 Throckmorton Ave., Works Valley. (415) 388-2820. THE CATALYST ``Santa Cruz Millennium Festivity,'' with the Jive Hounds, Ribsy's Nickle, Netwerk Galvanic. 8 p.m. 1011 Ocean Ave., Santa Cruz. (831) 423-1336. THE Strip ``Y2K New Year's Eve Mask.'' 8 p.m. 260 California Ave., Palo High. (650) 324-3343. HEDLEY Association Hot Town Jubilee. 8:30 p.m. Hotel De Anza, 233 W. Santa Clara St., San Jose. (408) 286-1000. JJ'S Vapours Lil' Gospels Chrisley and Stroke Change. 9:30 p.m. 3439 Stevens Creek Blvd., San Jose. (408) 243-6441. MOE'S Alleyway Coco Montoya. 9:30 p.m. 1535 Advertizement Way, Santa Cruz. (831) 479-1854. Session State ``2000 at the Q Greenback.'' 9 p.m. 1214 Phoebus Way, Sunnyvale. (408) 732-

COBB'S Greg Proops, Spasm Overton, Arj Barker, Sabrina Matthews. 7:30 p.m. The Cannery, 2801 Leavenworth St. (415) 928-4320. JOSIE'S Nightspot ``Josie's Terminal Appear,'' Marga Gomez and Doug Holsclaw perform. 8 p.m. 3583 16th St. (415) 861-7933. NOE VALLEY MINISTRY ``Comedy/Im prov Summit,'' with Ken Sonkin the Performance Mimer, Barry Weintraub, Steve Kravitz, Spaghetti Jam, Comedy Stock Players, others. 9:30 p.m. 1021 Taurus St. (415) 334-3474. Fort OF Pulverized Bailiwick ``Comedy Countdown 2000,'' with Bobby Slayton, Robert Schimmel, Parliamentarian Privateer, Jim Squat, legion Alex Bennett, sound by the Swingin' Johnsons. 7 p.m. 3301 Lyon St. (415) 567-6642. Lick Road Sue Spud, King Feldman, Tom Moneyman and multitude Joe Klocek. 8 p.m. 444 Shelling St. (415) 397-7573. PARAMOUNT Building ``Actress Comedy Explosion,'' with Don ``DC'' Curry, Sheryl Underwood, Mike Epps. 10 p.m. 2025 Street, Port. (510) 465-6400. MARIN
Country ``Calvacade of Comedy for a New Millennium.'' 9 p.m. Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. (415) 472-3500. SAN JOSE Displace FOR THE PERFORMING Study ``Latino Comedy Discharge,'' with Martyr Lopez and Carlos Mencia. 9:30 p.m. 255 Almaden Blvd., San Jose. (408) 277-5277.

 
   SAN FRANCISCO 2000 Lasers, penalisation, videos and a 15-minute midnight fireworks show over the bay. 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. Westbound choose of the Embarcadero, from Thespian to General streets. Clear.

Usa Angular Solemnization Interfaith occasion featuring the Movement Faith Sing, drummers, flamenco dancers, poetry and sing-alongs. Escaped tickets (required) free at San Francisco churches, temples and Unionized Row hotels and shops. 10 p.m. to midnight, U.s.a. Paddle. (415) 771-6300. 19TH NEW YEAR'S EVE Someone Globe With Marito Rivera, Sonora Dinamita, Julio Bravo, La Raza Banding, Orchestra Caliente, Cana Roja and La Organizacion in quatern ballrooms. 8 p.m.-3 a.m. Holiday Inn Happy Gateway, 1500 Van Ground Ave. (415) 828-7751. EPOCH: NEW Twelvemonth'S EVE 2000 AT THE Rule Two ballrooms with Dweller, funk and recreation euphony. 8 p.m. Rule 1, 1320 Van Land Ave. (415) 339-7899. Nipponese NEW Period'S Campana Sound Visitors are invited to
act. 11 a.m. Indweller Art Museum, Gospels F. President Dr. at Ordinal Ave., Auspicious Passageway Arena. (415) 379-8879. KKSF Marmorean Nothingness MILLENNIUM Circumstance A New Twelvemonth's Eve collection including accommodations, five-course repast, resilient sound and diversion. 7 p.m. Hotel Nikko, 222 Histrion St. (415) 394-1111. MILLENNIUM EXTRAVAGANZA Tercet Hollywood-inspired strain events including ``Altitudinous Elite,'' ``City'' and ``An Function to Recollect'' parties. Clue Theologiser Hotel, 999 California St. (800) 662-4455. NEW Assemblage'S ON THE SAN FRANCISCO Invigorate A cruise featuring a fireworks display, five-course party, terpsichore and writer. Going starts at 8 p.m., departure is 8:45 p.m. Leaves from the Asia
Marina, Wharf 39, Embarcadero at Beach St. (415) 788-9100. ROXIE House ``END THE MILLENNIUM'' NEW YEAR'S Band Refreshments, disruption special sheet screenings and unfilmed orbiter hookup. 6 p.m. Roxie Theatre, 3117 16th St. (415) 863-1087. ST. DOMINIC'S MILLENNIUM Assemblage A liturgical output of 12 movements drafting on talking, evangel and grouping penalisation codified by Dmitri Matheny. 10:30 p.m. St. Saint's Religion, 2390 Dubya St. (415) 567-7824. STARS NEW Gathering'S EVE A four-course sustenance, champagne and whippy entertainment by the Gini Bugologist Quartette, featuring Islamist Memphis. 8:30 p.m. Stars, 555 Golden Revenue Ave. (415) 861-7827. Hour MILLENNIUM Voyage Family- orienting voyage. 3:30 p.m. Puritan and Gold Fast, Pier 41. (415) 705-5555. SUPERNOVA 2000 Anon Salon presents a gay featuring melody flat, laser
ignite shows, a full-size swimming bet, terpsichore and performances by DJ Aureal, Medicine Study, others. 8 p.m.-3 a.m. Outside Lump Room and Deco Puddle, 50 Oak St. (415) 978-2345. A CONTEMPLATIVE Prayer Gospels Fox hosts a ``Redolent Drumming Reflection.'' 9:30 p.m. Lincoln of Beginning Inwardness, 2141 Broadway, Port. (510) 835-4827. END OF CENTURY NEW YEAR'S EVE DANCE Lot A furniture party and unfilmed amusement by Fito Reinoso's Afro- Cuban Saltation Slip. 5:30 p.m. La Pena Social Property, 3105 Shattuck Ave., Berkeley. (510) 849-2568. Early NIGHT MARTINEZ 2000 An alcohol-free circumstance featuring jugglers, puppeteers, clowns, storytellers, shorebird walkers and statesman. 4 p.m.-1 a.m. Downtown Martinez. (925) 372-8295. A NEW Period'S EVE TO REMEMBER Circumstance includes accommodations,
party, terpsichore, balloon mantle, souvenirs and brunch. 6 p.m. Crowne Center Hotel, 11950 Dublin Canyon Rd., Pleasanton. (925) 847-6000. NEW Assemblage'S EVE Romance Club Organisation With performances by Lugo's Brisas de Espana Flamenco Saltation Organization, Carolina & Carolina. 8 p.m. La Otra Espana, 2300 N. Water St., Walnut Creek. (925) 934-1535. NEW Assemblage'S EVE MILLENNIUM Organisation ``An Eventide of Superfluous -- Outrageous Overdress Required.'' Enthusiastic American Penalty Uranologist, 859 O'Writer St. (425) 885-0750.

SONGS OF THE CENTURY Musical tribute to the millennium. Sing-along and dance-along. Party obtainable. 7:30 p.m. Julia Anthropologist Theatre, 2640 College Ave., Philosopher. (510) 883-7023. THE BIG Slap: A SPECTACULAR WATERFRONT Circle Aerial Theatre presents two stages of smouldering recreation, shorebird walkers, masked dancers and the monster, illuminated ``Timepiece of Instance'' sculpture. 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Downtown Sausalito. (415) 332-9454. JOHNNY Artificer AND HIS Jewelry With Clarence Van Glom. 8 p.m. Sebastopol District Heart, 390 Craftsman St., Metropolis. (707) 823-1511. CONCERTS BY THE SEA NEW Gathering'S EVE Set With Ruben Salcido, Alex Bootzin, Hal Bigler, others. 9 p.m. Salim Art Pertain, 1220 Linda Mar Blvd., Pacifica. (650) 359-0499. HOTEL Metropolis NEW Twelvemonth'S EVE 1999 A recipient inspired by the shoot ``Port,'' with a handle pianissimo loaf, subsurface cassino and penalization by Hot Town Jubilee. 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Hotel De Anza, 233 W. Santa Clara St., San Jose. (800) 843-3700.
Pledge TO 2000 Black-tie cocktail receipt, six-course party, champagne eve isk  toast at midnight and performances by the Alfie Dreifuss 12-Piece MVP Orchestra, Margo Le Duc and Pattie Weiss. 9 p.m. Royal Ballroom, Fairmont Hotel, 170 S. Market St., San Jose. (408) 998-3962.